Friday, September 30, 2011

Bundy Quote # 18

Griff: Tell me again, what do werewolves have to do with shoes?
Al: Again? (pauses) Wolves... night... moon... shoes!

Bundy Quote # 17

Al: Why did we buy a house with only one bathroom?
Peg: Because all the houses in our price range were on fire! Except that nice house with no kitchen, that I wanted.
Al: Well Peg, we all have to live with our disappointments... I, of course, have to sleep with mine.
Peg: Oh, is that its new name?

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Bundy Quote # 16

Leslie Baum: Ok, Bundy, I'll tell ya straight out: I think you're a fraud.
Al: Oh, yeah? Well, with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy!

Bundy Quote # 15

Kelly: I don't wanna sit around in the house and sleep. It's just like being in school.
Al: No, the difference between here and school is that you'll be out of here when you're 18.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Bundy Quote # 14

Gilbert Gottfried: Anyway, Mickey Mouse... on acid.
"Aaah! Help me! I'm having a bad trip!
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