Al: Who am I gonna get to cut my hair? I called all my friends last night.
Peg: What did he say?
Al: (pause) He said "yep, I'm still in San Quentin for killing the wife, but it was worth it". The rest said they were gonna go to... salons.
Peg: C'mon honey, what's wrong with going to salons?
Al: Will they laugh in a salon when you say "what do women and dog doodie have in common...? the older they get, the easier they are to pick up"?
Peg: What did he say?
Al: (pause) He said "yep, I'm still in San Quentin for killing the wife, but it was worth it". The rest said they were gonna go to... salons.
Peg: C'mon honey, what's wrong with going to salons?
Al: Will they laugh in a salon when you say "what do women and dog doodie have in common...? the older they get, the easier they are to pick up"?
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