Al: (talking to God) Thank you. Not even this, huh? What is it? Is Oprah right? Are you a big fat woman?! (falls to his knees) All i wanted was a 45, a stinking 45, the record or the gun! I'll even settle for the damn malt liquor!
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Bundy Quote # 10
Someone at the door: Yoo-hoo!
Al: Don't answer that! It's a trap.
Jefferson: What kind of trap?
Al: You know; they say yoo-hoo, you open the door, they slap two pieces of bread around you and you're never heard from again.
Al: Don't answer that! It's a trap.
Jefferson: What kind of trap?
Al: You know; they say yoo-hoo, you open the door, they slap two pieces of bread around you and you're never heard from again.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Bundy Quote # 2
Al: First thing they teach you when you're a rookie salesman is, when you have a fat one in the chair, never look up. I looked up, Peg... I saw underwear...! It said "saturday"!
Peg: So what?
Al: Today's wednesday!
Peg: So what?
Al: Today's wednesday!
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