Bundy Quote # 13

Peg: Maybe there's a job for a runway model with dirty underwear. "...And now, here's Al. Looking frisky for fall in his stained boxer shorts and matching yellowing t-shirt! Oh, note the holes -new this season- for easy-access scratching! Oh, thank you Al.
Oh! And walking behind him... his socks! Resplendent in their "no toe or heel" look. Thanks again, Al!"
Al: Gee, officer, if I thought my wife was missing, would I be in this bar drinking a beer?

Bundy Quote # 12

Marcy: Al, that money is for starving and destitute artists!
Al: Well, we are starving.
Kelly: Besides, I'm not a destitute! I've never charged for-
Al: Pumpkin, guard the film!

Bundy Quote # 11

T.C.: The doctor's just wonderful! Just look at these.
Al: Wow. nice, white, firm... those babies should last ya a lifetime.
T.C.: I brush them every day.
Al: I would too if they were mine.

Bundy Quote # 10

Someone at the door: Yoo-hoo!
Al: Don't answer that! It's a trap.
Jefferson: What kind of trap?
Al: You know; they say yoo-hoo, you open the door, they slap two pieces of bread around you and you're never heard from again.

Bundy Quote # 9

Al: (to Kelly) When I was your age, there were a lot of parties I wasn't invited to.
Marcy: Well, there's a mystery.
Al: Here's another one: What's holding that towel?