Bundy Quote # 31

Bud (explaining 'Moby Dick' to Kelly): Ishmael and the whale were actually good friends, and the whale would talk...
Kelly: Oh, cool!
Bud: Yep. And they sang this classic whaling song:
"a whale is a whale of course, of course
and no one can talk to a whale of course
unless of course the whale of course is the fabulous Mr. Dick"

Bundy Quote # 30

Al: Peg, you're old; you know it... *hums* "mmm-hhmm him"
Peg: Clip your nose hairs, Al. When you were humming, it looked like a squid was trying to reach out and grab one of the kids!

Bundy Quote # 29

Al (to Death): Please don't take me! Take someone who deserves it, like... Michael Bolton! Or whoever wrote that 'Facts of Life' theme!