Bundy Quote # 31

Bud (explaining 'Moby Dick' to Kelly): Ishmael and the whale were actually good friends, and the whale would talk...
Kelly: Oh, cool!
Bud: Yep. And they sang this classic whaling song:
"a whale is a whale of course, of course
and no one can talk to a whale of course
unless of course the whale of course is the fabulous Mr. Dick"

Bundy Quote # 28

Kelly: Mom, when is Dad gonna turn the electricity on? I wanna play some records.
Bud: Oh, c'mon Kell, you don't need records... you know all the words, just chant: "Oh Satan", "Yay Satan", "Satan, I'm your squeeze"
Kelly: Eat Dad's socks!
Bud: Sniff his shoes!

Bundy Quote # 20

Bud: You can't be this dumb.
Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the 90's!

Bundy Quote # 4

Al: I can count on you two to kill me, right?
Bud: You can count on us, dad.
Al: Good! Then that's present enough for this... my one BILLIONTH anniversary.

Bundy Quote # 3

Kelly: I just thought it was time that i gave something back to the community.
Bud: Well, judging by the lines at the free clinic, you already have.

Bundy Quote # 1

Peg: Are you gonna miss me, Al?

Al: Well, I can't until you leave, Peg.