Leslie Baum: Ok, Bundy, I'll tell ya straight out: I think you're a fraud.
Al: Oh, yeah? Well, with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy!
Al: Oh, yeah? Well, with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Bundy Quote # 15
Kelly: I don't wanna sit around in the house and sleep. It's just like being in school.
Al: No, the difference between here and school is that you'll be out of here when you're 18.
Al: No, the difference between here and school is that you'll be out of here when you're 18.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Bundy Quote # 14
Gilbert Gottfried: Anyway, Mickey Mouse... on acid.
"Aaah! Help me! I'm having a bad trip!"
"Aaah! Help me! I'm having a bad trip!"
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Bundy Quote # 13
Peg: Maybe there's a job for a runway model with dirty underwear. "...And now, here's Al. Looking frisky for fall in his stained boxer shorts and matching yellowing t-shirt! Oh, note the holes -new this season- for easy-access scratching! Oh, thank you Al.
Oh! And walking behind him... his socks! Resplendent in their "no toe or heel" look. Thanks again, Al!"
Al: Gee, officer, if I thought my wife was missing, would I be in this bar drinking a beer?
Oh! And walking behind him... his socks! Resplendent in their "no toe or heel" look. Thanks again, Al!"
Al: Gee, officer, if I thought my wife was missing, would I be in this bar drinking a beer?
Friday, April 8, 2011
Bundy Quote # 12
Marcy: Al, that money is for starving and destitute artists!
Al: Well, we are starving.
Kelly: Besides, I'm not a destitute! I've never charged for-
Al: Pumpkin, guard the film!
Al: Well, we are starving.
Kelly: Besides, I'm not a destitute! I've never charged for-
Al: Pumpkin, guard the film!
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Bundy Quote # 11
T.C.: The doctor's just wonderful! Just look at these.
Al: Wow. nice, white, firm... those babies should last ya a lifetime.
T.C.: I brush them every day.
Al: I would too if they were mine.
Al: Wow. nice, white, firm... those babies should last ya a lifetime.
T.C.: I brush them every day.
Al: I would too if they were mine.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Bundy Quote # 10
Someone at the door: Yoo-hoo!
Al: Don't answer that! It's a trap.
Jefferson: What kind of trap?
Al: You know; they say yoo-hoo, you open the door, they slap two pieces of bread around you and you're never heard from again.
Al: Don't answer that! It's a trap.
Jefferson: What kind of trap?
Al: You know; they say yoo-hoo, you open the door, they slap two pieces of bread around you and you're never heard from again.
Bundy Quote # 9
Al: (to Kelly) When I was your age, there were a lot of parties I wasn't invited to.
Marcy: Well, there's a mystery.
Al: Here's another one: What's holding that towel?
Marcy: Well, there's a mystery.
Al: Here's another one: What's holding that towel?
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Bundy Quote # 8
Pete: I'm sorry about using a dog dish, but you have no plates!
Al: Well, that's ok. See? It says my name on the side!
Al: Well, that's ok. See? It says my name on the side!
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Bundy Quote # 7
Peg: Is that money in your pants, or... well, let's face it. It can only be money.
Al: Yep! There's another kind of green in my underwear now, Peg!
Al: Yep! There's another kind of green in my underwear now, Peg!
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