Bundy Quote # 6

Al: You know the newlywed couple at the end of the block... I peeked in their window.
Peg: Oh, you're so kinky, baby!
Al: Peg... I wanna do what they were doing.
Peg: Well, I'm game! What were they doing?
Al: They were EATING!

Bundy Quote # 5

Al: Girls...!
(Girls stop fighting to look at Al)
Al: There's not enough hair whipping around!

Bundy Quote # 4

Al: I can count on you two to kill me, right?
Bud: You can count on us, dad.
Al: Good! Then that's present enough for this... my one BILLIONTH anniversary.

Bundy Quote # 3

Kelly: I just thought it was time that i gave something back to the community.
Bud: Well, judging by the lines at the free clinic, you already have.

Bundy Quote # 2

Al: First thing they teach you when you're a rookie salesman is, when you have a fat one in the chair, never look up. I looked up, Peg... I saw underwear...! It said "saturday"!
Peg: So what?
Al: Today's wednesday!