Bud: You can't be this dumb.
Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the 90's!
Kelly: I can be anything I wanna be, it's the 90's!
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Bundy Quote # 19
Al: (talking to God) Thank you. Not even this, huh? What is it? Is Oprah right? Are you a big fat woman?! (falls to his knees) All i wanted was a 45, a stinking 45, the record or the gun! I'll even settle for the damn malt liquor!
Friday, September 30, 2011
Bundy Quote # 18
Griff: Tell me again, what do werewolves have to do with shoes?
Al: Again? (pauses) Wolves... night... moon... shoes!
Al: Again? (pauses) Wolves... night... moon... shoes!
Bundy Quote # 17
Al: Why did we buy a house with only one bathroom?
Peg: Because all the houses in our price range were on fire! Except that nice house with no kitchen, that I wanted.
Al: Well Peg, we all have to live with our disappointments... I, of course, have to sleep with mine.
Peg: Oh, is that its new name?
Peg: Because all the houses in our price range were on fire! Except that nice house with no kitchen, that I wanted.
Al: Well Peg, we all have to live with our disappointments... I, of course, have to sleep with mine.
Peg: Oh, is that its new name?
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Bundy Quote # 16
Leslie Baum: Ok, Bundy, I'll tell ya straight out: I think you're a fraud.
Al: Oh, yeah? Well, with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy!
Al: Oh, yeah? Well, with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy!
Bundy Quote # 15
Kelly: I don't wanna sit around in the house and sleep. It's just like being in school.
Al: No, the difference between here and school is that you'll be out of here when you're 18.
Al: No, the difference between here and school is that you'll be out of here when you're 18.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Bundy Quote # 14
Gilbert Gottfried: Anyway, Mickey Mouse... on acid.
"Aaah! Help me! I'm having a bad trip!"
"Aaah! Help me! I'm having a bad trip!"
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Bundy Quote # 13
Peg: Maybe there's a job for a runway model with dirty underwear. "...And now, here's Al. Looking frisky for fall in his stained boxer shorts and matching yellowing t-shirt! Oh, note the holes -new this season- for easy-access scratching! Oh, thank you Al.
Oh! And walking behind him... his socks! Resplendent in their "no toe or heel" look. Thanks again, Al!"
Al: Gee, officer, if I thought my wife was missing, would I be in this bar drinking a beer?
Oh! And walking behind him... his socks! Resplendent in their "no toe or heel" look. Thanks again, Al!"
Al: Gee, officer, if I thought my wife was missing, would I be in this bar drinking a beer?
Friday, April 8, 2011
Bundy Quote # 12
Marcy: Al, that money is for starving and destitute artists!
Al: Well, we are starving.
Kelly: Besides, I'm not a destitute! I've never charged for-
Al: Pumpkin, guard the film!
Al: Well, we are starving.
Kelly: Besides, I'm not a destitute! I've never charged for-
Al: Pumpkin, guard the film!
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Bundy Quote # 11
T.C.: The doctor's just wonderful! Just look at these.
Al: Wow. nice, white, firm... those babies should last ya a lifetime.
T.C.: I brush them every day.
Al: I would too if they were mine.
Al: Wow. nice, white, firm... those babies should last ya a lifetime.
T.C.: I brush them every day.
Al: I would too if they were mine.
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